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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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From now on, I wish to be addressed as Lt. Commodore Squid

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From now on, I wish to be addressed as Lt. Commodore Squid

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    The letters are right in front of your face. It’s spelled Commodore.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      5 months ago

      Yeah well… (Fixed.)

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        LOL, oopsie!

        Have a good day 👍

  • wjrii@lemmy.world
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    LEFF-TENANT COMMODORE, I presume.

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      Now that they’re in England, it has to be.

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        Like a binary star system, the UK and the US will do an eternal dance to see who can troll the French the most with mangling the loanwords. The Brits win this one.

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    I’ll take Intentionally Blank for 400, Alex

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    This is how such a title picking menu looks like in Austria, in this case for the newsletter signup form of a supermarket chain:

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      What the fuck.

  • remer@lemmy.worldBanned
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    As a viceroy, I am highly offended.

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    I thought the one at the very bottom said “Bacon” for a second, and got really excited.

  • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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    Very well Lt. Commodore Squid, requesting permission for count Ziglin to sip on the blood of commenter above me.

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      Granted, but only if you’re both into it.

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    Commodore and Admiral are a higher rank.

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      Yes, but what have I done to get a promotion?

      • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Being awesome got you ranked up

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          5 months ago

          I am turning down the commission! It doesn’t sound as cool!

          • Darth_Mew@lemmy.worldBanned
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            as any other officer rank youd already be commissioned

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