Say it with me now: THEY DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE POLLS

As MAGA likes to say… Cry harder!

Now is really not the time to be nitpicking the lesser points of American culture. We’re kind of dealing with an existential crisis at the moment.

Good. Be alarmed.

Socialism in my Texas?!?! /s

It will change nothing

Now I can go back to never thinking about Jake Paul again.

#TeamAsteroid …

Tell me you never worked in food service without telling me you never worked in food service. Only clowns think it’s simple or easy.

“if this is my commute, there’s no reason for anyone to be remote”

Came here to basically comment the same haha.

I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.

At least indentured servants had the idea of earning their freedom. This is below cruel.

Let me guess, it’s full of racist/stereotypical tropes that I didn’t catch when I was 6 years old?

That’s not Jesus, that’s Jerry Seinfeld.