has AOT vibes
That one on the bottom right really got the short end of the stick.
He was a grown man! He had a beard!
Yes, we know. Her name was Mary Magdalene.
The living with the 12 other dudes totally gave it away though.
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
MC 900 Foot Jesus enters the chat.
Did Hideo Kojima make this?
Maybe it was Hajime Isayama, and the scaffolding on the left is for people who dress up as Survey Corps.
With the hairline of a 48-year old.
Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.
Male-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.
Do they also claim to have the self awareness to understand that thing is fucking creepy
Self-awareness and Christianity aren’t generally friendly.
Thanks, I hate it.
As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they’d come up with. I think that period might be at an end.
Holy Christ!
Tommy Wiseau baby 😮
Oh hai god
Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don’t like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.
That’s a Titan trying to hatch from the Earth.
Oh boy do I have news. God agreed with you and in 2010 “Touchdown Jesus” was struck by lightning and burned down. They replaced it with a more traditional version. Personally I liked the orgional more.
Offsides/Five Dollar Footlong Jesus just isn’t the same.
Oh well shit I didn’t know. My husband just told me about it years ago.
Well, since religion overall is a clown show, wtf not?
Giant baby Jesus doesn’t exist, giant baby Jesus can’t hurt you
That’s not Jesus, that’s Jerry Seinfeld.
