He should have played Minesweeper.

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Me backing into a parking spot in Alan Wake (a horror game): “You’re goddamn right I did. I want to get out of here as soon as possible.”

Can someone confirm or deny, with a reliable source either way, whether she’s a Republican?

(I fully expect her to be one but don’t want to assume.)

We need more good people looking for positions of power to squeeze them out, I guess?

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those are some weird looking dogs, ngl

“ALIEN INVASION SOON”

I do a little self-trolling :)

I’m not very familiar with this character, but I’m guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.

And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.

And after that… “Call me Santa, because I have a list and I’m checking it twice… except no one on here is any bit nice.”