Shart Of The Deal
If only he was half as cool as the duke.
Dook*
Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.
Bills create law. He ain’t doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.
executive orders are still law, they just carry less weight than legislative writ. it’s complicated.
I’m not very familiar with this character, but I’m guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.
And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.
And after that… “Call me Santa, because I have a list and I’m checking it twice… except no one on here is any bit nice.”
Duke Poop’em is heinous lol
I now want a mod for the game that will make it Duke Poop’Em with actual clips of his dumbest quotes.
hell, make some up with AI and mix them in there too. nobody will be able to tell.
From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:
Yo did anyone notice the code word “I hear”? As soon as he said it everyone knew “oh god the president is shidding himself RIGHT NOW”… and then he said it again and held bros hand looked deeply into his eyes and bro looked back at him as if to say “yes Mr president, let’s get you to the changing room!”
i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh
Nuke Dukem
Duke Deuce’Em
