Star Wars nerds “charlie kirk charlie kirk” piss off with your pew pew shit GROW UP GET A JOB

RIP OP

Please don’t shoot my taint

Methamphetamine was all the rage in WW2, amphetamines and other drugs are still in use today in combat (not sure how prevalent now)

They’re fine for piloting a 400-million dollar jet, but not a Chevy.

it’s all very complicated, citizen. Now piss in this cup while I watch (licks lips)

He could have prayed to Jesus right before dying, though! As long as he really means it

Sorry, I don’t make the goofy ass heaven rules, take it up with the magic bird

Complaining about age discrimination? OKAY

welcome to the US Army, private.

Federal minimum wage was to keep a family of four out of poverty, this is a 1938 labor law; this law was in effect during our ‘golden years’ 1940s, 50s, 60s, 70s.

Today? They just ignore it as we have since the 80s; these are the results of steadily declining wages for 50 years.

BUT MUSK IS A TRILLIONAIRE HAHA STOCK MARKET 50K

They don’t want babies. They want robots.

Since corporations are people, logic dictates that robots are also people. Robots are a construct run by humans, just like companies.

Oh, and money is free speech! Tee-hee we don’t know what’s happening this was all a coinkidink beep boop

When you kill all the bugs, you kill all the birds who eat bugs, too?

UNFATHOMABLE

I’m not a scientist, but that seems kind of weird maybe even bad

Ah well, fuck it I will now spend $2,000 USD on a super-detailed limited edition Batman display figurine

He’s batshit crazy, I wonder if he can run for President he seems pretty presidential nowadays

I’m not going to look it up, I’m depressed

for my entirely too long life, Rs have been “States rights”, one of the few issues where I agree with them.

2025, and here we are. Rs are pro-Russia, against States rights, and now this? Reagan will climb out the dirt and go on a rampage like a kaiju

Like I have always said, they WILL kill you, and feel righteous while doing so. That’s why religions have been so successful over the centuries. They will die and think that’s going to be a reward…

And we have graciously allowed them to not pay taxes, and support these “faiths”. Obscene

Who knew? That’s what I get for believing the National Academy of Sciences! Thank you for correction.

I was going to argue with you for weeks for daring to challenge my claim, but then I remembered I am tired

There was a study on judges and parole hearings, and early in their shift they were much more likely to grant parole, and the closer it got to lunch time, the less likely they would grant parole.

After lunch, they were again much more likely to grant parole, but as the day wears on they are more and more strict.

Consider this an anecdote I am not going to track down the study to prove the great debate or anything I’m tired

Companies shut down for employing illegal workers repeatedly and even employing children?

Zero.

(we wouldn’t want our chicken baron to make only 10 billion a year, would we? He can’t afford any more cuts! Did you know he only owns six cars and ONE raggedy old 2022 jet and some yachts? Did you know his house staff is now less than a DOZEN people to take care of him and his needs like making snacks and cleaning up his pee and stuff? He just pees on the floor so what)

I have worked in food service and retail and to tell the truth I would choose “picking up shit with a shovel” over either any day of the week. Wouldn’t even blink, give me the fucking shovel no problem boss

Of course! That’s the good cop/bad cop pattern that is US politics.

Party A makes a horrible mess and makes intractable changes that are never reversed.

Party B “saves” the people with landslide election, making small temporary concessions to much fanfare whilst leaving all of the actual nightmare machine built in the prior decade untouched (example Patriot Act, Citizens United, more).

“We were so close!”

“Just a few more votes!”

“We can’t make these changes overnight”

Stagnate for a generation or so and rake in immense treasures.

“Oh no we’ve printed too much money”, “help all of our manufacturing went to Mexico”, et al spiraling problems and out of control mess.

Party A, the same party that 10-20 years ago wrecked absolutely everything, is here to save the day! Finally! This is the last election! They have had to collect only “significant treasures” for some time, we have to switch it up again so they can now make “immense treasures”.

Parties then actually change and/or eliminate their “platform” and even switch places completely here and there. The “donors” and political elite remain the exact. same. people. The Fed keeps on working, and somehow even with the Fed keeping a firm hand, the banks make record profits. Oh no! they will collapse from their own profiteering fraud, we need to give them tax money so they can make money with the money they already made money with for 20 years. They will pay us back, of course… but only AFTER they “print” all of that money that costs them nothing to print to pay us back with. Wait, they don’t even bother to “print” it, it’s just a number in a server. It’s even easier, the rug pull is so simple. Somehow, every year the banks/corps/robber barons own more land and gold and the actual people own less.

Rinse and repeat from 1970s until today! We will be saved from the villains who saved us from the villains who saved us from those other villains! We’re a democracy, see?

(I hope I’m wrong and instead they have a constitutional convention and SAVE THE WORLD and universal healthcare and “chicken in every pot” New Deal politics and firm corporate control and monopoly busting and separation of church-state cemented and banks removed from banking regulation and so much more. but I don’t think so.)

I think he is the canary in the coal mine and could never be elected in an actual functioning “democracy/republic”; the mere fact that he is in office means we’re just in the beginning stages of an absolute shit show heavily influenced (perhaps controlled completely) by the heritage foundation/council of foreign relations and their financial backers (it’s actually a pretty fascinating rabbit hole)

I 100% hope that you are right and I am wrong. Maybe we could even get union membership over 10%, CRAZY

The FEDS don’t even follow FEDERAL warrants, subpoenas, etc.

That’s just for the proles, silly goose

Narrator “they turned the cameras off”

Because, you know, we don’t want the cameras to always be on. What if something happened and they need to shoot a sassy mom in the face for driving at less than 5 mile per hour?

Happens every day, that is why our agents fear for their lives. Have YOU ever seen a car going 5 miles an hour? I doubt it, hippy