Moisturize Me

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with this planet?

Bernie can read the room. These other fuckers very much less so.

I hope the asteroid comes soon.

You don’t think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

And they are collectively shortening our lifetimes too so we pollute less so they can keep their jetliners running during a lunch break in France!

As will domestic adversaries.

So how do we combat that?

I live in the IH-10 corridor in one of the rainiest parts of Texas. Crime and rain are normal for me.

As for the cold? Bring it. If I can deal with 110°, hurricanes, no power for 8 days in summer, no power for 3 days in frozen temps, I can take Seattle. At least they prepare to be frozen.

Am on sniffies. Its fine if the city has a population over 120k. Small towns not as much.

And I would rather live in a place where I don’t have to worry about a supreme court decision leading to a trigger law in our Texas constitution sending me to prison for fucking the person I want.

Even tho the supreme court invalidated the law via Lawrence v Texas, it’s fundamental basis was the right to privacy that was invalidated by the Dobbs decision. If (and when given the state of things) the supreme court revisits the topic, the original law is still in the state constitution.

Fuck this shitty state. I’d prefer it was broken up and I lived in the state of Houston. In fairness, California should also be broken up. But that’s beside the point.

Can I get resettled from Texas for this?

In the pawpaw patch‽‽‽

I hope he is personally sued for emotional distress amongst other things. Big egos need to be shown the door.

Full of shit and ketchup and gasoline.

Not even with a 39 and ½ foot pole!

Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

Great. Now do senators.

Yes, but I meant the full can experience. Like pop top, leave it on the counter and the fizz dies. Lol.

Now if only we could get transparent aluminum cans.

(I mean technically we can? But it wouldn’t be the same. Just super dense synthetic corundum at best.)

Is that why some brands made the back of the pouch transparent?