Why can’t you be angry and horny?

Same. I press too hard to use mechanical pencils

They look like my dad after he finds a new jacket at Costco.

They’re not even old enough to rent a car. Wtf

This whole thing is giving Manson Family

Fuck Jerry. He was never funny, and now we know he supports genocide.

Make up on genitals? The conversation is about genitals when it comes to this issue about segregated bathrooms. Republicans love to say creepy men will spy on women but they can do that anywhere in public.

Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other’s genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?

What? That hasn’t been the case…

Glad you’re not my boss. Who hates joy?

Yeah but before they pass, they’re gonna drain money from the failing health care system, which hurts everyone more than we are

Very cringe, very nice

I was at the UCSB shooting in 2014. I remember the surreal sound of gunshots. They sounded like nothing I would expect. So many lives and families were destroyed that day. The years later, a bar in my community was shot up, destroying even more lives.

I’m sad how often these occurrences are and that we’ve gone blind to them.

Personally, I prefer pocket sand

So is the difference “I’ll give you money to do this thing” versus “I’ll give you money if you do this thing”?

They both sound like bribes to me. Money, goods, or services are just handed over at different times.

I fucking hate these people. No shame. No morals. No humanity.