Its hard to make boobs look bad, boobs are fucking awesome

The person who backs in is a person who always knows where the exit is

“Doctor why are you head banging?”

I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit

Misanthropic would be a better name

Here the price always starts lower on monday and then rises to the highest price on the weekend and then repeats. Not surprised by anything tbh

Reading the news and comments are so weird about this. Both countries are the good and bad guy, both supress and liberate their people, both censor their internet, both arrest and kill innocent civilians - can you imagine if the US and Iran teamed up? We’d all be fucked

Look ive always wanted to fire a gun though. I went to paintball once and had the best time lol

Cultural tribalism, corporate tribalism, political tribalism - everyone has their flavour

I live in Australia, i’ve never even seen a gun before mate lol

Nazi soldiers high on drugs going through psychosis while unloading a machine gun into a tree at night

People will always be judged by the actions of thier government. Just listen to how everyone talks to each other online. No matter what you preach, you’ll always be “the west” or “the east”.

The real issue is ******** but you can’t talk about that

The car that didnt see the cone

nice meme

“Im gonna go headbang outside”

head slams into the ground so hard my eyes bulge out

Them staring at mine

Lol either way, there’s no way he tied his own noose or walked out the door