What’s your most anticipated banger?
Weird that cancer and wolf are grouped together
they still use colic to describe severe idiopathic abdominal pain
Cancer (and wolf)
“Be careful, my relative tried chemo for the first time and died 3 days later to a wolf attack.”
The wolves can smell the chemo, it’s like marinade for them.
This is specifically a Dethklok track list. Some of these are kinda brutal.
Producer: Okay, but… “Teeth?”
Band: ::complaints and groans of disbelief::
Nathan: They’re like… bone knives. In your face. And kids lose their first set with blood and agony, and then you get even more. It’s so f—ing brutal. So we made a song about it.
Toki: Plus it’s important to teach the kids about brushing.
Swissgar: Yous don’t want to be losings your bone face knives.
I am going to die of Planet after I forget my parachute while sky diving.
That planet appeared really suddenly!
The fact that infants dying is the highest by far just shows how cruel nature is without modern medicine and birthing practices
in college, i did a fair amount of number crunching on mortality statistics and the demographic transition. here’s some numbers i remember from the 1700s:
life expectancy: 40
life expectancy at age 20: 72
modern medicine has not added much to our longevity, we’ve just gotten rid of childhood mortality.
“King’s evil”
Political bars.
Everyone is caught up on Cancer and Wolf and I’m over here like… Burst and Rupture!!!
I think it’s like ruptured organs like an appendix bursting or something like that
i was going to suggest it might also be fistula but i see it listed separately
“dead in the street, and starved”
I’d like Kil’d by Several Accidents and … hmm … Planet, thanks.
“Cancer, and Wolf.”
What?…. What?
Sounds weird from today’s perspective, but actually refers to two notorious murderers that terrorized people at land and sea. You could protect yourself from either the cancer’s claw or the wolf’s tooth, but not both.
Fistula… I’m scared to search that…
Someone died of Sciatica 😵💫
Considering it was London, I’m surprised death by teeth wasn’t more prevalent.
What the fuck is “Teeth” about?
Tooth infections can be very deadly if left untreated and quite honestly the treatments weren’t much better.
