Technician Proximity Syndrome

I’ve seen that happen to techs from tons of different industries, and always giggle when they tell me that they now know how their customers feel because it wasn’t working until you showed up

To be fair, that was just shit talking. He may have started building the wall, but Mexico didn’t pay for it

Wait, that really happened? I thought the gulf of Mexico renamed shit was just memeing. Google maps still shows the proper name instead of the tantrum name.

Your work is not more important than what’s already on my plate, and if you do this frequently, it’s going to be intentionally deprioritized.

It’s amazing how busy I am when the squeaky wheel screams for the 6th time this week.

Me irl

Multiple accidents in a row. Accidentally doing the same thing multiple times with a smile on your face. Enthusiastically making a mistake, repeating it, and not commenting about the mistake.

These are all examples of how people act when they make mistakes.

It’s not my place to invalidate the way you feel about yourself. Plus, my grasp on sanity is tenuous enough as it is, I’m in no place to judge another lol.

Yeah, who doesn’t want hot and humid air blowing in their face on a hot and humid day?

You’re about 2 days early to start moonposting

I’ve used potash within the last week! Potash is here already mwahahahaha

Being intellectually disabled doesn’t preclude you from being an asshole, and to imply as much is kinda insulting to their humanity.

I’ve known many (and am related to one) intellectually disabled people, and while most of them were nice, I’ve met a few who were raging assholes (one of which was given an assigned seat on public transportation because he constantly bothered high school kids and the driver was sick of it). The intellectually disabled are human and aren’t necessarily good people just because of their diagnosis; they’re just people who have personality flaws just like the rest of us.

Your brother was half your dad?!? Man, that’s crazy.

HA HA HA DEAD BEDROOM

The alarm of the beast

Elon Musk Is a Paid Subscriber to Shockingly Racist Pro-Apartheid South African X Account

Going out of your way to not answer the question lol.

I find it deeply funny that they may not even get the reward.