When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.

It’s most certainly a shit post. It belongs here.

Sorry if it hurt your snowflake feelings.

Good.

The biggest insult a Canadian could ever hear is being called ‘American’.

Dave’s Single, Med Fry, pop: $10.59

Nearby sit down restaurant has a Cheeseburger twice the size and a side of fries: $13.99.

I’d rather spend the extra 3 bucks.

Completely disagree as my partner and I ate it all the time between 2018-2021. The reason we don’t now is because it costs twice as much as it did 5 years ago for less food, and we live a half hour from town now so by the time I’d get home with it it’s cold.

That’s why she isn’t going to resign. Because her position is the only thing keeping her from going to prison.

It’s always the ones you most expect.

Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.

“But she doesn’t have a hog…”

That’s why she failed, sir.

I’m sure that’s gonna stop them.

Gimme a few weeks, I could probably train one.

May this be the first domino to rot in prison.

It’s a joke that the reality we’re in isn’t real. Someone like me who grew up in the 90s just woke up from a fall and all this was a dream. So we’re back in the 90s when life was simpler and we’re going back to a friend’s house to play Tony Hawk and burn music cd’s.

Why did he take his pants off before throwing the bottle at the child?

Your own employee played the song…

Honestly sir, you just don’t put the effort into your schemes like you used to.

Yup.

Oh, other countries don’t support me! Fine! I’m gonna make everything more expensive here in response! That’ll show em!