I was once explaining to someone how a group of my family is part of a “religion” which is really a cult. I was saying how females (being inclusive of the adult women and young girls) in this cult have no body autonomy and how fucked up it is. I was interrupted to be informed that the term female should not be used. They interrupted my explanation of how my fucking family member is being forced to get pregnant over and over, how the girls are being treated like property or pets, because correcting my use of the word female was more important. I will never forget or forgive this moment. I hope this anecdote highlights priorities for everyone that has such a strong opinion about this. Also, I imagine if I wasn’t male, this would have been a nonissue. I don’t know about anyone else, but I actually do want equality. Double standards are outdated.

Burr go brrrrrrrrr

I mean his last special was absolute shit so don’t blame yah

Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!

I bet Ukrainians say the same thing. Damn politics everywhere, I mean how tf they affect my daily life anyway?

Is this the new animorphs??

This is still LGBT positive. There is a penis in this picture.

Yeah, Walmart is a before-shower, still-in-PJs affair

Can we elect Bernie before it’s too late please?

I already am.

What ailments might one get from this? If any?

My left leg.

(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

W……what?? If this is meant to be a joke, ok, but not well executed. If it’s not, please do not cheapen the term, especially in these times

Bold of you to assume I own a pallet

Well, there’s elves, then there’s Elves.

Every day is a Monday…

it.

He already took the wheel, wtf is next?!?

This hasn’t happened to me in years, and I’m worried you have just cursed me

Had to go to the hospital for shoving too many horse figurines up ass. They said my condition was stable. Is this the same?