Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
Hair product
I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.
For your jock.
Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!
Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!
It’s just like elbow grease…
I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.
I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
Looks like a hair product?
Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
