I like my eggs in the hole

This video doesn’t look a day over 20

At least they got the 4 main skin tones. White, off-white, black but not too black, and grayscale.

It’s a fair question, which is why there will be an “investigation.”

“And may you eat mine as well, my good dickhead!”

That smell tho

Pretend to throw something!

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

I like the jemes

Tragic. He was just happy to see them after all.

Fuck the system.

So sad about Marshall and Rubble’s accident. Their robot replacements are just not the same. They don’t even look like them!

Perchancen’t