I always knew that THIS is how kidney beans looked, I’ve been lied to my whole life.
It’s just a big bean.
That’s what they like to make you think.
… Always has been.
He asked for kidney beans on toast not kidney on toast!
I call my toddler “Little Bean” as a term of endearment (well predating my knowledge of lemmy, let alone this trend). I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they’re an adult.
My wife rolled her eyes at me.
edit: Clarification.
Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I’m gonna be sick.
Schlorp
It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp
Heinz can or heiny can?
I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.
Whoops, all bean.
Opiates dung be like
Heinz Fetus in Placenta Concentrate.
Stop trying to make Bean happen
I hate that it’s bean on toast
Bean there, done that
Thats a lot of bean
As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread
Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 🙁 ☹️
Fresh off Jack’s bean stalk
