You should probably get on that, then.

Did anyone actually read the article? It states the exact opposite of the post title.

“Bought”? Please tell me that was a typo. Surely you meant “built”, right?

(People still haven’t learned their lesson about buying pre-builts? Humanity is doomed.)

Yeah seriously. Didn’t dozens of lawmakers try to block Biden’s confirmation? How well did that work out?

“Thinks”? He does. Otherwise he’d be rotting in a tiny cell years ago.

Also happened to the word “woke”. Nobody says “stay woke” anymore cause they demonized the word.

The initial image in my head was of a person, high on opoids, hanging out in someone’s living room and destroying their entire vinyl record collection.

So it’s okay for one side to just sit down and watch, while the other side literally does in fact subvert democracy?

I don’t want a Playstation; I already have a PC.

I much rather keep my Glock.

Now if they were offering cars instead, then I’d gladly jump on the opportunity. Then sell the car and get another Glock.

People who agree to voluntarily give up their guns to police so that only police have guns are wild. Why would anyone want to voluntarily give up their only chance at protection against an oppressive regime?

45% is considerably higher than I expected. I thought it would be closer to 10-15%.

Why? Fucking idiots.

All they gotta do is simply not pay and ignore the debt collectors. They’re Boomers, which means that they already own a house and paid off their car. What do they need a good credit score for? They already won at life.

Seriously, just ignore medical debt. I do it all the time. Hospitals can’t deny treatment if you don’t pay.

Who’s the bootlicker that tried to remove one of them?

What do they look like?

That is a correct assumption. Even the “bad trips” get better or at least have a silver lining. I never come out of a trip regretting it.

That said, I’m in no hurry to go on another one. As a wise psychonaut once said, “when you get the message, hang up the phone”.

You’re lucky that your wife was at least willing to try it with you. I would love nothing more in the world to be able to share such a wonderful experience with the woman I love. But she won’t even try weed or have a single sip of alcohol. I still love her forever. She brings me balance.

I mean you’re not wrong. Whenever I had a “bad trip”, it was always because my brain was forcing me to face all the terrible, lazy things I’ve done. You’re not allowed to keep your dark secrets buried on psychedelics. All of your demons are going to face you head on. That’s what makes it so therapeutic.

Nope; how many of those god damn movies do they need to make? How does Jigsaw keep coming up with new methods of torture?

What do I use then? I’m already addicted to Oxymetazoline (Afrin) and I need a way out. I’ve tried Propylhexedrine (Benzedrex) but it works for all of 30 seconds before I’m congested again. Even quitting cold turkey didn’t work. I went an entire year without any nasal spray, suffered through the rebound congestion for over a month and was in the clear for awhile… Until the congestion came back. I don’t know what to do.

I’m surprised cause Arizona has been getting small bits of rain here and there almost every week, and it literally never rains here ever.

Pub crawls are too much effort, especially when you can just drink from the safety of your own home.

That said, I still voted. Dropping off my ballot was easier than getting up to use the bathroom when you’re hungover.

14-year-olds still go to Spencer’s? Glad to hear that not everything has completely changed across the generations. Going to Spencer’s at the mall has been a teenage coming-of-age milestone since Gen X.