That’s some 5D, non-euclidean chess right there. Start a charity that only pays out to ICE veterans who make less than the standard retirement amount, so it only covers those who are unable or unwilling to do the job. Restrict the posters to photos and names only so it’s clear that the charity isn’t soliciting hostile action against ICE agents but still gives potential victims enough information to evade most assaults. The “Blue Lives Matter” mob probably wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole. Even if they do, the resultant infighting will still distract from their potential targets.

“For just a dollar a day, you can save this ICE agent, John Smith, and his family from a life of poverty if he ever leaves. He gave everything. Please just give something.”

[Cue Sarah Mclaughlin] “In the arms of the angel…”

You think ICE would do that? They’d just lie about their intent and achievements?

To be fair, he was known to carry a pointed stick.

https://youtu.be/piWCBOsJr-w

That’s a really good point. If it’s such a terrible crime, let the public see it and decide for themselves.

The Fox article does have an image of one of the posters, if that’s what you’re asking. Sorry if it seems like I’m being obtuse.

The US did so much more damage to itself in response to 9/11 than the event itself, maybe even more than its perpetrators hoped for.

Sorry, I don’t quite understand. Would you rephrase that?

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Love is love. We don’t kinkshame here. I will admit that’s a new one from my perspective.

I like zooming in on these. It gets even weirder.

I swear to God, if they come for weighted blankets too, there will be blood, and most of it won’t be mine.

Fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

Maybe don’t use a giant, expensive-looking house to evoke sympathy from us serfs. Just a suggestion.

Amen. The truest repairman will repair man.

Right after they started offering espresso and their signature cinnamon biscotti.

At Dildopolis, your privacy is our top concern. All store purchases will show up on your credit card as ABC Dildos, Incorporated.

Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

Make a list of all the people vulnerable enough to post that information and start messaging them to get as much more as they will give.

Doesn’t seem formal enough, imho.

That second “0” should be a “9”. I don’t know why I’m so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.