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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

It's a fun new game

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It's a fun new game

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      Dear Sir/Madam,

      FIRE! FIRE!
      HELP ME!
      123 Carrendon Road.
      Looking forward to hearing from you.

      All the best,
      Maurice Moss

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        Doesn’t seem formal enough, imho.

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      That second “0” should be a “9”. I don’t know why I’m so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

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        Fixed :)

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          Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

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      Damnit! You beat me to it! Well done.

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    hunter2

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      All I see is *******.

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        Ok Grandpa’s. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on

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          Hurtful comment.

          So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

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            Are you going to ponder something… Spherical?

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              Yer mom is spherical. Huht huht.

              Wait. Your mom is the orb?

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      Mike Hunt

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    Take my number

    Multiply by one

    divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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    Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

  • joseandres42@lemmy.world
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    your result

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    0987 7654 5432 4321

    Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

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      OMG! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME NUMBER!

      Wait what three digit number do you have on the back? No way those match too.

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        123, of course.

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      Samsonite. I was way off!

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    your result in the comments.

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    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

    Oh wait, that’s the address for my contract.

    Gotta do that roofing contract

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      Careful I hear the guy who lives there is known for not paying his contractors.

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    3782 822463 1005

    For christ sake, if you card numbers get em from here

    https://docs.stripe.com/testing

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    hunter20

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      why’d you just put a bunch of asterisks

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    Hmm the answer is Hunter 2 somehow

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    0420 0069 1337 8008

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    That’s cute, but what could you possibly do with the card number alone? Without CVV or something?

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      Make a list of all the people vulnerable enough to post that information and start messaging them to get as much more as they will give.

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    Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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      At least 3

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    NULL

    Don’t have a CC, debt is a trap don’t fall for it. I’m a monero maximalist.

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