Larry is a serious dude, but it’s the Darrell’s you really need to worry about.

Svarte Daga in my ass

In case you ever need led hardproof that America is not a Christian Nation.

I see nothing that indicates that that is the front of the roll

I would bet their not great people. There is probably a reason he grew into the awful person that he is. I would wager those are the same reasons he doesn’t want to help them financially.

Capitalist bigot Christians complaining about false gospels is pretty rich.

They never want to post the Beatitudes.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I wonder if it mostly happens when people are looking down at their phones. There is a pole on my campus that I have seen multiple people walk into while texting. Then again, my cat has been trying to fight her doppelganger in the mirror for years now and she’s smarter than a few people I know.

The application of the rule of law being dependent on the size of one’s bank account has long been a proud bipartisan tradition in this country.