It helped that every school in the district ran analog clocks exclusively, so you had to learn it if you wanted to know what time it was at school.

We explicitly learned analog clocks in 1st grade, had worksheets and everything. What the hell are schools doing these days?

Lol it’s just a fucking email, not even a webform. Time to sign them up for tons of free gay porn!

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Oh wow, a billionaire owns a stake in the largest private airline in the country? No fucking way!

What a nothingburger of an article. HuffPo used to be good, now they’re just being useful idiots.

I resolved a long-standing issue at work today by realizing it’s not an issue and the client is stupid. Also I bought OPEN 9/12 7c today. It’s been a GREAT day!