7.5 because I never checked if the outdoor music was from a boom box or not

Going out is one of those things that tv makes look more fun than it is

Good idea, mini splits are better for the environment.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

I never got why people want their food to fall apart as soon as one bite breaks the shell

The guy who came up with checks and balances really overlooked only giving one branch a military

There’s always two group chats, one for everyone and one for the people you want to talk to. And if you think that doesn’t happen I have some bad news for you.

Sandy eggo

Sounds like an album title

Time to go find video game discussions to comment Luigi on

Replace bed with hammock, no need for pillow

Not the dogs fault you fed it Taco Bell

Is Pepsi ok?

You are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like daylight saving time

He has a federal conviction for 20 years and a state conviction for 22.5 years

Or we could have leftover pizza for breakfast

They are already in English

Why can’t good people make interesting music

Well why are they paying for ads if there’s no competition

If there’s one thing video games have taught me it’s that once you’ve completed everything it stops being fun