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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Not real... for now

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Not real... for now

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Thrickles@lemm.ee
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    That’s an immediate uninstall.

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    • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
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      At that point, retro gaming is where it’s at, or piracy, or board games, basically ANYTHING else is better than that.

      Sadly it does feel we are very close to this… 😢

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Be sure to stock up on verification cans

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Have you had your Cuppliance?

  • hemmes@lemmy.world
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    Black Mirror

    • jeffw@lemmy.world
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      Which episode was this?

  • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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    I’ll quit using anything that does that.

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    I don’t know if this is real but if it is, this method of forced watching something you are not interested in guarantees to create negative emotions towards that brand.

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but the C suite is so far removed from reality they don’t know, or don’t care to know about it. It’s not like you have much of a choice anyhow. They’ve bought up the competition, drove out the mom and pop shops. Their mentality is “yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?”

      • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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        Well why are they paying for ads if there’s no competition

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          Probably to burn money i guess

    • ChillPenguin@lemmy.world
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      That’s how they get all of the Luigi’s.

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    I would just stop using whatever the service is. For as long as I can that is. Not long before our new dictatorship might force us to watch ads for crucial services.

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      The amount of times I’ve been watching youtube, it queueing up ads, and me just pressing the home button to switch to newpipe is immeasurable

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        Why arent you blocking ads?

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          I can’t live without adblock and unhook lol, but my phone seems too old and shitty to run the web version of youtube without draining battery.

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    Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements

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    Is it time to put googly eyes on my testicles again? Do I have permission?

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      You take them off?

    • cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes

  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    Charge your phone ffs

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      The phone only draws a charge while you’re watching ads, so you’ll need to watch an hour per day to recharge.

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    Nope. Any service that would ever do that is instantly a no-go. I’d stop using a smartphone before I’d put up with that.

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    Well, that’s certainly one way to reduce our screen time. I’ve got shelves of neglected books that need attention.

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    This is where you write a companion app to load the ad in a separate instance while feeding it false camera input data and continue watching in peace.

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    How cute of them to think that they’ll have access to camera or that I got a camera in the first place

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