Eniriqueeeee don’t you go assaulting minorities before you finish your tostones or you are going to get the chancla

I’ve used it to check how long I would need to save to reach a certain amount of savings considering my current spending/saving habits

Change it’s name to “America’s Warning” and maybe it will fix itself

I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge

Security theatre

And for my next trick a room full of cats…

A new noble gas, that’s fun

Yeah, what if I’m moving my router at the speed of light, not so intuitive now

The Roman emperor approves this message

I hope it becomes a trendy thing for depressed teenagers instead of shooting up schools

Being a psychopath is a preexisting condition to getting murdered so we are going to have to deny that

But Russia should not think we can return to business as usual after this.

Oh we will, we will for sure, as soon as the bombs stop falling it’s time to build more cheap gas pipelines.

How is this unethical? I live in those conditions and if I turn my heat on I have to walk around naked, the hear from the neighbours is enough

See Americans, this is the type of shit you should invade gov buildings for, that type of shit is for when the institutions don’t work, not for when they are doing their job

That’s the plot of one of Supernatural’s seasons, the train tracks form a giant iron demon trap to protect the gates of hell or something like that.

Back in Normandy and Carentan Americans used to call that target practice, make America great again please.

So there are gamer girls after all

But did he eat him tho?

Something something, no taxation without representation