I laughed a lot at this…I am physically an adult. I am mentally an idiot.

Oh, right on! I saw you post something about Rubino’s earlier and got it in my head you were from around there.

Thanks, ick. Stay warm!

“…and seasoning”. I needs a bit more information.

Wait… The “doctored” pic is the one where he’s more tan and has a less narrow head/jaw? I’ve been reading this story wrong all week. Why the hell would “they” publish a pic that made him look more conventionality attractive??

Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉

"The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.

The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.

The circle is for when we have sex.

The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.

The house is when we do it inside

and the grass is for outside…"

You got me… Well done.