Here are the alleged screenshots. (Edit: Without having to allow the X API.)

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. I’d always been reading the rounded figure of $1.8 billion. It was specifically $1.776 billion?

I hate this fucking country right now; jesus christ.

Welcome to industrialization

Industrialization in the form of the cotton gin was one of the main reasons slavery was so profitable in the South. What are you talking about?

I bet 1/3 of you neighbors have at least one person in their house that is a heavy drug user.

That is a strange fucking bet and one that’s definitely wrong. Let alone that not a single neighbor I’ve ever met does anything like this person if what I read on their profile is even remotely true. Maybe this is true in some places, but you just assuming like that is really weird.

Even if 100% of my neighbors in a mile radius were tweaking on an intravenous four-narcotic soup, that doesn’t change the fact that this person needs inpatient help. I’m not going to link it so we can all treat someone at the lowest point of their life – clearly in desperate need of intervention and harming no one (although I’d be very concerned about driving if they are driving) – like a sideshow atttaction, but they’re talking about abusing midazolam, alprazolam, MDMA, using seroquel to crash after a meth binge – like I can just keep going even after all the shit I already listed above. They claim they think they got caught at work and think people know, which would make some sense as a combination of paranoia and people just actually being able to tell.

No neighbor of mine is so high-functioning on all this shit that I couldn’t tell if I saw them.

Not going to post it here, but it is out there: I found and checked the Reddit profile. I don’t know what “Charlie Kirk memorial” they’re talking about given I don’t see any posts or comments from them older than 10 days (and this screenshot only seems to have taken off recently). I couldn’t find the actual post; maybe it was removed by moderators. If what they’re saying is true, they’re on much heavier shit than just meth: they have one post talking about an intravenous cocktail of morphine, meth, PCP, and DMT. Another comment where they talk about how they kept themselves up for days with mephedrone and then took ketamine. Benzodiazepine abuse. Etc.

Whatever’s going on here, this person needs to be in a hospital.

(Edit: I did find one outlier post from 7 months ago. Nothing related to Kirk, though. Edit 2: And yes, the post was removed.)

Given everything going on with CBS, here’s the article from the Associated Press syndicated in the linked article (seemingly updated a couple hours after the CBS-syndicated version).

Seriously: send it all straight into the Hudson River. Who needs “detention ponds” to “offset flood risk”?

(Also, I know this is AI slop, but what’s up with those downright columnar towers in the background? 😭)

I’ve… done things you people wouldn’t believe…

Erections dribbling precum on the shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike.

I watched semen glitter in the dark in the LHC.

All those… moments… will be lost in time, like jizz on the floor of a Kwik Trip bathroom.

Time… to nut.

Before the attack, the mother of one of the suspects had called officers at 9:42 local time, and reported that when her son left, he took several of her guns and her car.

Glad, as always, that some random fuckwit can own “several guns” to be taken in the first place.

This is from the Babylon Bee.

I don’t know if you’re saying this is a tankie meme or just akin to one, but the former would be awfully confidently incorrect given a 10-second search returns the exact article.

It’s from the Babylon Bee.

So now you know exactly what’s meant by “universities”. Anyone who saw that and wasn’t immediately suspicious needs to work on media literacy.

Social media users need to be plied with meaningless imagery to keep them focused for the three seconds it takes to read this. It’s absolutely fucking pathetic.

We’re living in the Porky’s butthole timeline and we’re idealizing circa Gen X conservatives like this?

I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.

Near 18th and Holmes; been there since March.

Oh dear god. I’ve never bothered to read much into the anatomy of horseshoe crabs until today, and I had no idea they have an array of photoreceptors along their telson (the long, tail-like segment). That’s so creepy.

But then the seafloor is rising because it’s inside the stomachs of the fish who swim above it. Bastards

Tarzan definitely was, at least in the 1999 Disney film. The only female gorilla roughly his age that he was close with was Terk, and it’s clear they have a cousinly, lightheartedly standoffish relationship. The others in the tribe treat him prejudicially as an outsider.

Someone save the record of our debts!

Does anyone have something to clean the cum stain off the word “fucking”?