Not trans, darn that’s 43 pastors in a row.

Yup, that sounds like Trump’s spiritual advisor, all right. On the other hand, he’s not looking to render the poor down for biofuel production unlike Thiel’s Guru Yarwin, so there’s that I guess.

Looks like the spiritual advice was followed: Trump did, indeed, rape children.

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

I live near a Gateway church, the congregations coming to his defense are disgusting.

What‽ Someone in Trump’s circle had inappropriate relations with a child‽ I’m shocked. SHOCKED.

What does a spiritual advisor even do? Help you pretend to believe in something?

It’s always the people you suspect the most.

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