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Absolutely. For me it’s all about harm reduction so as long as I am trying to improve, I can still fall short sometimes without having a crisis of conscience.

I am aware and I do make every effort to reduce and remove dairy (and eggs) from my diet, but I recognize that I fall short of what I would consider vegan. Like if I’m at a party and am offered cake I’m probably going to eat it even though there’s probably egg in it, but I’m not going to order an egg-based dish, same with dairy if we’re having pizza or something. As I get older I’m increasingly lactose intolerant anyway, so I have additional incentive to avoid it.

Rennet makes this a much more complicated decision for vegetarians. Like, if I know that the cheese was made with bacteria-derived enzymes, then that’s cool, but it’s really hard to know and trusting random cheese is just like still eating beef sometimes, so even though I’m vegetarian I end up being so picky about cheese that I hardly eat it anyway.

I’d support the Trump Memorial Wind Farm as long as it was placed off the coast by one of his golf courses.

Pathetic.

Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don’t understand the problem. Was it the jug?

They literally gave $1M to Make America Great Again, Inc. last year just after the FDA announced it was suspending implementation of the food tracing rule. So, yeah, they paid the bribe last year.

It’d be nice if we had some kind of functioning food safety organization to get to the bottom of this outbreak.

The resident Canada geese in my neighborhood are pretty chill. The only time I got lip was when I went out the back door and there was a goose, a gander and a gosling right there within a few feet. I received an angry honk as they shooed their gosling away from the stupid ape.

Fruit loops.

I’ll see myself out.

Try not to sprain your wrist jerking yourself off, Donald.

Y’all motherfuckers need dildos.

With flared bases. Or big ol’ balls.

Houston has so much going for it what with all the petrochemical factories providing spicy air for you and all the crime, heat and flooding adding adventure to your day.

People should respect the boundaries set by their partners.

Too soon.

#AreTheStraightsOK

Using the Klan Act to prosecute a black journalist covering a protest on Martin Luther King Day. Our DoJ, ladies and gentlemen.

I bet he did Nazi that coming.

Also worth noting that the statement is a lie. Even if Walz capitulated ICE would continue to victimize Minnesota.

I took German in school, then moved to Germany and gained (rudimentary) fluency, then moved back to the US and lost it after a couple decades of disuse.