And when is his pardon?

Let’s just hope it doesn’t go both ways. I’d hate to see him start beating people at work in a drunken stupor.

That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.

Those are words of true leadership. I’m exceedingly inspired!

I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”

Even with video/audio evidence of him pledging allegiance to the KGB/RU cause, maga-heads would still call it left wing falsehoods. Nothing is believed anymore… Just blind faith in their “leader.”

Whoops!

I always thought it was “smack my head”

Sure, piss off the industrial war machine. WCGW?

Poor guys. If they didn’t like it, they should quit.

Send it to him, repeatedly

They could just remove the front and rear windshields and wear goggles.

H1B is just corporations trying to drive down tech wages. Things is, the “skilled workers” they get from other countries are often unskilled who just learn as best they can on the job. I deal with one of the big companies that supplies these workers and the vast majority of their personnel are “bodies.” You may have 1-2 fairly skilled people leading the team while the rest are folks who can follow a script if it’s written well enough… Zero critical thinking or depth of knowledge.

While the short term may seem beneficial on paper, you get what you pay for. You can’t fake your way without longer term problems showing up.

It’s also another form of job exporting like the manufacturing jobs that corporations got rid of, and we know what that did to the US.

I’m good with a massive reduction on H1B.

So if the left runs to Bluesky and the right runs back to Truth social, poor old Elon will have a pretty expensive ghost town. I feel for him… Poor guy

Is it the same fever that he had when he was flying on Epstein’s jet? Sorry, we must call out all of them, not just the orange genius.

I’m hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

So wait, you mean he was lying this entire time? No way!

I’m a bit surprised he didn’t nominate El Chapo at this point, but then again, he may not have a great affinity towards Latinos in general.

It hurt itself in it’s confusion!

It was these people. They did the UC guy.

• Conspiracy Charlie.