Thanks for assuming it’s a handful
I know it’s shitposting, but even if we accept the idea that God would be interested by what you do with your own body when you’re alone, isn’t the whole point of the Bible that you don’t have to climb to go to heaven, but accept God’s grace?
I.don’t understand evangelicalism.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
Yes, I agree. I meant the point about heaven 🙂.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
Sex gives you STI STOP SEX NOW
🎶 What’s love but a second hand in motion. 🎶
No… I like touching myself way too much
You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder
Bold of you to assume I want to go to heaven with all of those “good Christians”
I would consider that an eternal punishment
That sounds like my version of hell.
You and me both, brother
Wait, I have to climb all the way up there? No thanks. I’ll rather stay down here and spank the monkey.
Protip: you can climb perfectly well if said dicks are in your ass.
No!?! Watch me!!!
TBH I could easily climb 1 handed.
Just switch which hand grabs your johnson as you climb each rung.
Or you can skip the rungs and hold the side of the ladder.
Then at the top Kermit the Frog is waiting “each rung represents a sin in life to overcome. Try again.” and kicks me down to the bottom.
LOL. Must learn to think before I speak/post. So hard.
Hetero women, bisexuals and gay guys might just… Stop at that level and stay for a bit.
I’m going to keep climbing until the ladder turns into titties.
I love this image.
Fuck that, I better at least get a damn elevator.
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
Plot twist. The ladder is made of penises.
