I wish we had a radical left even if they were lunatics.

We met after dark in a sketchy secluded place somewhat fearful of discovery. Once assembled, we burnt effigies and took blood oaths to seal our pact to never return to Digg.

I’ve heard that if you take propranolol before the test it makes it easier to mislead the results.

The older I get, the more appealing a catheter sounds.

This country needs to have a mass bowel movement and flush that shit down the drain.

The enema/douche bag at your service.

I’m here to help.

So, we just need to cut out the middlemen.

The worst of offenders won’t be any less dangerous.

I had a friend that was not allowed to run air conditioning in his flat. The landlord said the old wiring could not handle it. I said that all you needed was a decent UPS (they make these just for window units in India), but my friend just moved instead. 100+ F is too hot in a flat during Summer.

/c/elephants

My old Geo Metro could do that.

Prematurely discontinuing use can be a problem.

What about the risk for making more super bugs? I hear antibiotic resistant gonorrhea and chlamydia are on the rise in those very groups of people.

But he can still visit Daddy Putin, right?

Lying to people is a requirement in their family. Its like brushing your teeth and flossing for them.

The US is now buying more from Mexico than China for the first time in 20 years.

With that being said, I’m not sure the trade war does any good in the long run.

He must have mistakenly taken his Ambien instead of his Provigil.

We need to get religion out of politics or this will never end. There is no good side to this conflict; its all bad lesser, middling, and greater.