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Fish fuck in water.
The older I get, the more appealing a catheter sounds.
Just don’t pee until you’re balls explode
It’s a common misconception that pee is stored in the balls,
The balls are actually for storing microplastics
You drink water because you feel like shit if you don’t. Alcohol is a “feel great for a while, then like shit for longer”, and only if done in moderation and not too often.