What!?!? We can’t just randomly fire on other nations without them retaliating? Outrageous!

28% of Americans think they are billionaires that are just suffering a temporary financial setback.

Agreed, this is a clear cut Constitutional violation. Should be worth millions.

Newsflash: The commander overseeing operations CANNOT temporarily detain people as it is a constitutional violation. What they are trying to say (between the lines) is that they have declared “Martial Law Light”.

Shit is about to get (more) stupid.

I thought he was describing Waco TX … until I saw Philly. Close enough for another example.

Shit. That is going to work. The SCOTUS will want to suck Trumps balls a little after telling him “no” 5-6 times … to make it up to him. I bet they are going to pass this.

Step 1: Piss off liberals by bankrolling MAGA facists and lose 40-50% of the customer base. Step 2: Piss off MAGA and the other 40-50% of the US customer base. Step 3: Profit?

It hurts to agree with them doesn’t it? Yet, it’s so funny to watch them bite at each other.

You have to use the variables given. He ate 4/6 of his pizza and the other guy ate 5/6. Saying he ate the other guys pizza would result in a tie (not more) and is not an option. The answer they wanted was “impossible”, the kid gave the only real shenanigan proof viable answer.

No, “Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza”

I agree, the kid is correct. This is the only viable answer.

Hmm … what was that last part?

Wars have been fought for less Phil.

They are playing 4D chess: Dumbass, Disturbed, Duped, and Derpy are the four Ds.

Well … duh.

Yea, 86 Trump. Come at me feds. It means “throw this thing away” and they fucking know it.

No, this is them making fun of mcdonalds

I would say he would sue you for that … but he is a pretty decent guy and likely just laughed at it.

The 1980s … articles like this brought to you by the same people that orchestrated the “Satanic Panic” and tried to ban Dungeons and Dragons everywhere.

Now, do the same for all MAGA.