𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍

Says the master of puppets

The first step is to stop seeing them as human. That’s why Trump keeps trying to dehumanize trans people and immigrants.

Even without the Sword of Damocles over his head, Adams has shown time and time again that he’s a Republican. He only cares about himself. He wasn’t exactly fighting for NYers while Biden was in office.

Our infrastructure also needs upgrades to support electric vehicles. For example, you literally can’t get one unless you have a garage or driveway, which many people- especially those who don’t have the luxury of buying a house, don’t have. If your only option is dealing with street parking good luck.

You just reminded me that there’s a version of Pandemic inspired by this, it’s actually really fun

“non partisan” and “free market conservative” are incompatible with each other

I’m not looking to add protein, I’m looking to reduce carbs. They’re in fucking everything from oat milk to fruit. At least, that’s what my Endo told me.

My partner and I are flexatarians, it’s lovely. The only downside is that it’s hard to not eat carb heavy, which is also an issue with vegetarianism and veganism

I love vegetarian restaurants

Which one is scarier

Are you sure he didn’t mean apartheidist?

Having two options means you get to compare prices. Most drivers work for both anyways. Also, I don’t use Uber for anything other than car rides.

Are they really surprised that a police department is full of rats?

Its snor just disabled people. It also sucks for anyone with heavy equipment (especially since NYPD likes to randomly bag check minorities), bikes, injuries, or strollers.

We still don’t have elevators, for the record. And the few we do have take 10 minutes to go one floor and have the smell of piss deeply baked in.

I remember reading articles during the dark ages about Trump staffers complaining that no one wanted to date them on Tinder because they worked for Trump.

Same energy

Make less than $1B

Verizon gives Hulu and D+ but both with ads

They’ve been spamming me with emails since I canceled a year ago. Apparently they’re also raising prices again so fuck them

The working class economy: 💀

Wendy’s: We’re raising prices!

People: 😡

Wendy’s: Wait, that makes you mad?

Simple, just redefine “combatant” to mean “any male person of roughly adult age”. Problem solved, no more non combatant kills /s