Oh, that’s just the credit card I eat sometimes. I like to go down to the fridge on the weekend and shove that shit in like an atm. My prostate makes the “munch munch” ticket feeder sound every time.

I see we’re having a debate about tasting shit. May I politely ask, would you like to “eat shit”?

Personally, nah.

Yeh

Wait, no, just horny people screaming into the void. That would be discord. I had to double think that.

I thought was a shrimp saying “heeeey” .

I’ve heard a saying from military recruiters that don’t like background checks

“NO= NEW OPPORTUNITIES”

Have you ever done drugs?

Have you ever committed a crime?

Have you ever wanted to hurt yourself or others?

They’re picking over your background as they speak. They can literally see it, but they’ll do their gosh darn best to ignore it.

That was not the story I was expecting. I assumed it was going to be a political act. That’s sad, man.

They finally grew a backbone. Now’s not the time. But I agree.

This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It’s so stuff can’t escape their mouth when they’re eating stuff in the water. It’s also a filter.

(Leather back Sea turtle for reference)

Fair point

Awh, that sucks. I thought it was going to be the rash thing.

Asian? Like the skin thing you have to take a pill for?

I’ll ask grandma about that.

I thought that was my resume?

Unless it’s only theaters.

One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.

One quote that always stuck with me is, “shit in a bag feels like play-doh.”

To this day, I pray to a God that may not answer, that my ex was joking.

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You can edit them. People can see the edit history, but if you just want to give up on a comment, I’d suggest changing it to just a “.” And then deleting it.