Just be even lazier and sit down.
And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja
You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.
If it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit… Also, clean your toilet. Don’t be proud of being a slob.
I have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger’s cat in the dark
And unlike a cat you apparently have no night vision at all along with your dirty toilet?
I’m color blind and I can’t see in the dark, so yes
piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly
Fool. It doesn’t make a sound because you’re obviously still asleeping, and just peeing in your dream. But no worries, the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.
The salad bowl.
