Imo it looks better than the real thing. That sloped back that turns it into like a hatchback looks kinda nice actually.

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears

(Satisfaction guaranteed)

But climate change isn’t real, right guys?

/s

We need to keep pumping those numbers up

I swore I’d post this everytime Charlie Kirk gets mentioned, so here I am:

https://blovish.github.io/kirkslider/

Is that an actual photo that was taken? Musk sitting in the Oval Office at the president’s desk?

Cause Jesus fuck…

I would not want to drive in New York.

Kansas City is nowhere near as dense as NYC, but I still get frustrated driving downtown around there, especially if there’s construction.

Seems like we’re a couple days late for this news

Jeff, Zuck, is that Spez? And I’m not sure who’s puckering up with the lipstick.

At least this one’s kicking off right as he’s about to start, instead of 2.5 years into his presidency.

Now we can only hope if it gets out of hand like last time, he’ll be just as stupid and catch it again. And not go to the ER.

Again?

Aka they don’t want to pay content creators

Right? I’m just sitting here thinking “it’s Alex Mercer”

Similar energy

We should be asking this with everything, honestly. We don’t need an electronic juice bag presser that “needs” to be connected to your wifi in order to work, or a fridge with a giant screen and camera on the inside so you can look at what’s in the fridge without gasp opening the door!

Kinda like Americans donating to have a bench named after them in a park.

So even more useless than it already is?

He gives the movie its mojo, baby!

I laughed a couple years ago at them on Reddit too.