It is a shame that he didn’t happen to be at the gate of his obnoxiously large house.

We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn.

Preach.

Sure but if he can’t remember getting there he might have killed someone along the way or is conveniently forgetting thinking this is an ironclad alibi.

Don’t drive intoxicated folks. It can ruin the lives. Just ask Tiger Woods.

Man gets blackout drunk and drives to Waffle House.

Fucking hell. Not discounting the deadly consequences to immigrants but gosh what fresh ecological hell will these exert on the already stressed ecosystem there.

The iPod was not touchscreen.

I don’t mean to defend monsters but Freddy Christ Trump had a mandiblectomy and that’s why his jaw looked like that.

Roger Ebert also had a mandiblectomy due to cancer.

Companies you’ve never heard of, holding your critical data for reasons that aren’t clear, despite the causal connection to health insurance.

Can we just for the love of fucking god or whatever get universal healthcare?

Can set your watch to it.

Citizen Prawn

So by the sound of it they copythefted Literotica.

Horrifying.

Much less horrifying is the presumably AI written text in the article that I nearly had an aneurism reading:

The 1986 Chornobyl explosion – which happened when Ukraine was under Moscow’s rule as part of the Soviet Union – sent radiation across Europe. In the scramble to contain the meltdown, the Soviets built over the reactor a concrete “sarcophagus” with only a 30-year lifespan. The new confinement was built to contain radiation during the decades-long final removal of the sarcophagus, ruined reactor building underneath it and the melted-down nuclear fuel itself.

This is a good thing and CNBC centers on the poor shareholders. Reduction of ewaste in this small area is positive.

I’m more a “crop your screenshots for posts” dickhead.

Hunting feral hogs is outdated management practice. It interferes with centralized operations that combat the feral hogs, but also educates the hog populations to be better at evading capture. Drop cages with baiting and cameras are the most effective management practice. Seconded by drones that use infrared to find sounders of hogs, those details are send to a helicopter with a sharpshooter to take out the whole sounder.

TL; DR: hunting feral hogs makes smart hogs and only makes thr problem of controlling and reducing population worse.

Eat shit Zuck. Fuck you and your paper house empire.

“brace” lol

*To Kill More Palestinians

Fucking mouth breathers bob in the turbulent water of the waves caused by their successive cannonballs.

Can this motherfucker just have a coronary already? Where are those etsy witches again when you need them.