“In my case, I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,” Trump said as he signed the executive order, which the White House said would apply to multiple household appliances, including toilets and sinks. “I have to stand under the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. It comes out drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous.”
Not The Onion.
Is he aware that this will not apply to golden showers?
Life imitating Seinfeld.
Hope he drowns in all that flow
If he needs to flush 10 to 15 times, he needs to eat more fiber. Maybe put the Mickie Ds down.
Plus water line pressure has absolutely nothing to do with toilet flushing in residential toilets lol. That’s purely determined by the tank reservoir and outlet design.
In tonights news, “Authorities are left confused, as old man yells at, then attacks local windmills.”
I honestly cannot believe this is real. It seems legit but…
It’s so fucking frivolous.
Only if you’re assuming benevolence on Trump’s part. What if we assume malice? Undermining a country’s water security is a big accomplishment.
I’m assuming levels of idiocy. Sure, he’s a cruel idiot but this is another level of stupidly pointless. He isn’t someone to insidiously undermine water security. He’d just try to deport the springwater.
“No need to think about the market manipulation guys I’m getting you more water pressure” - Trump
“It comes out drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous.”
He thinks too much about his little pp.
Thank God. Trump is saving America. This is like our #1 problem 💪🇺🇲🦅
That’s cute that anyone thinks he flushes after himself. He’s the kind of dickhead that doesn’t even sit down and sprays paste all over the seat and bowl then leaves it for someone else to deal with.
Lmao I can’t even
This has to be a joke
How is it freedom being under high pressure.
