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It was what they were working towards

If the door is permanently sealed then it’s not really a problem.

Biblically accurate chase

Imagine being pro child labour

How to forget previous 30 seconds

Man who lies endlessly caught lying again. More at 7.

Is that when you knew your girlfriend was pregnant. When the dad jokes started flowing naturally like that.

Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.

Not if they do the funniest thing.

Canards

They’re afraid. Good

I was thinking more along the lines of deny claims for clinics you don’t own but approving claims for clinics you do own. Effectively shifting premiums away from outside clinics and into your own pockets all while staying under the 80/20 rule.

Hmm I didn’t know this. But is there anything stopping health insurers from spending the money on businesses they own (i.e. their own clinics, pharmacies etc)? If not I still fear they’ll run off with the savings.

Anaesthesiologist take over your breathing and control your physiology when undergoing surgery. I want them handsomely compensated.

Edit: also let’s be honest here. Anthem isn’t going to take the savings from paying physicians less and pass them onto you the consumer. They’ll take the savings and issue a stock buyback.

2nd Edit: Turns out that the ACA has a provision preventing the pocketing of premiums. Thanks FlowVoid for pointing this out and unironically thanks obama. My first point still stands though.

All I see is a scene from the hit movie Dune 2 starring timothee chalamet. Crime investigation? What crime?

Maybe scaring the insurance industry ghouls to change their ways by radical actions is a systemic solution?

Martin Shkreli only got convicted of securities fraud (aka ripping off other rich people). Not for jacking up the price of essential hepatitis medications to unnecessary, ludicrous and unaffordable levels. Crimes against poor people are legal in America.

The CNN video thumbnail goes hard so I decided to make a low effort fake album cover.