Did he consider putting tariffs on winds blowing from China’s direction? Should probably also deport everyone who speaks Chinese or ever saw a Chinese movie or read a book (doesn’t have to be Chinese, any book at this point might be dangerous for those morons).

Why would the US government investigate, if they are sending people abroad to avoid questions?

You are right, but there probably is a “safe” number of Teslas that can burn, before insurance companies drop Tesla (or increase insurance prices to make it unprofitable).

Insurance frauds, if not caught, tend to be profitable.

Edit: I just want to add that I do not have any personal experience with insurance frauds… It’s just my little conspiracy theory… I won’t respond anymore, must go and make my first tinfoil cap.

The whole internet seems happy about the “people” burning Teslas in protest. I am pretty sure they were all insured and given the terrible sales figures… please guess who is benefitting the most of that burning?

But that would raise entitled communist brats, who think that grown ups will just feed them for free… Like… Who do you think is going to work at McDonald’s or in mines after they deport all immigrants?!? Kids need to stay hungry to be more motivated to work /S

Apparently free speech absolutist means “absolutely no free speech” according to fElon.

trans people’s fault that cis people are burning Tesla cars

Elonia is trying to tell us something.

How to lose $148 billion in less than two months

Step 1. Have $148 billion or more

…Shit, this guide is useless.

Those are rookie numbers! We’ve got to pump that number!

In the US? Kinder Surprise!

Sell eggs to US? Who would do such a terrible thing to them?!? Trump treats every country that sells more stuff to the US as an aggressor, so why would anyone want to sell them anything? (And once eggs are no longer needed, trump would put tariffs to ruin all business that helped him out)