Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

Way ahead of you there.

A good portion of the 2A fetishists in this country love jackbooted authoritarianism as long as it’s aimed at the correct demographic.

They love the fantasy of being a plucky revolutionary, but in reality they are the ones helping the boot come down.

I try to be a Miguel, but I know deep down I’m a day by day Bongus.

Even if the boarding directors fired Musk and did everything they could to disentangle his diseased legacy from the company, Teslas would still be overpriced shitboxes with serious quality control issues.

Sorry dude. Empathy is a weakness and all.

Let’s see how much worse they can do.

What do you think? Defense Secretary Kevin Sorbo?

So many children, yet no family.

It ended a while ago. We’re just witnessing the purification.

We’re there. Be ready to fight when they come.

Choke on every rhino dick in Africa, REI.

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

Local dipshits with podcast mics have thinky thoughts, film at 11.

Pussies always fall back on that when you get in their face and call them on it.

Trump has been nothing other than exactly who he has portrayed himself as during the entirety of his political career.

It’s why I don’t buy the “we were fooled” narrative. If you were fooled, you are either catastrophically stupid or you just don’t pay attention. Probably both.

He has spent an entire campaign talking very proudly about all the stupid shit he was going to do. If you somehow thought he was still playing an elaborate strategy, l don’t even know where to start with you.

The Trump administration has demonstrated that the constitution doesn’t really matter. Why keep pretending like this is some sort of sacred immutable text? The spell has been lifted.