We did that, we gave everyone a very mild, usually symptomless, case of the measles. We called it vaccination.

So much for let the little children come to me eh?

This is what happens when you don’t have the proper resources to run an establishment of this magnitude.

If only there was some way to remove the cumbersome extra steps involving the insurance companies.

I should let everyone know, I am taking bribes.

This has “blink twice if you’re in danger” vibes.