United States of Mexico

No we’re investing billions so that insurance companies can have new and exciting ways to deny people’s claims and make them billions more.

He did it twice for emphasis. Elon Musk is a Nazi. Elon Musk wants to burn Jews and gay people.

Even if every single person stopped using them. They would still be billionaires, and still be making money by other means.

You can’t prevent earthquakes but they sell earthquake insurance.

I’m an Atheist. Act of God is nonsense. What does it even mean? It can mean whatever the fucking insurance wants it to mean and it’s horseshit

I don’t think the government would allow that

I don’t understand performance reviews, they want you to have already been working at the level above you but they don’t recognize that most everyone just puts in the minimum to not get fired.

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Using its corpse as shark bait?

If you save the maps offline you can navigate without cell service.

They paid $25m… They are guilty

Why wait? There is functionally no difference between $1b and $147b. He would get to see the fruits of his efforts if he spends it now.

Nationalize them!

Is this the second plot that Hallmark has discovered?

I want to catch a glimpse.

Missouri too 😭 … Well, worse. Missouri made it illegal.

Should I buy a new phone now instead of waiting until next October?

There is also a shit load more people in NYC. Sure someone will help with your stroller, but that’s after 100 people have passed you in the last 20 seconds. Source: I’ve never been to NYC

They also say HIV testing for prevention needs to be covered but my state run institution violates it and charges $280. Fuck you MU Healthcare, you homophobic fucks!!!