I open voyager. The first thing that shows up. I’m done for today
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•All upset over something that in the big picture means nothing? Get yourself this watch
11·2 months ago€285.00! No thanks.
- Sugar
vs
- Food
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real
3·2 months agoLiterally me.
I got some neck pain a month ago, and in is killing me. Every time I turn right it hurts (on the left side of the neck) and recently it is hurting when I turn to the left too…
So, stretch, kids. Don’t be like us
In tango, it is said that for some songs you must know that “1+1 is 1”, because both dancers must move with such precision “that they become one”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Turn on sound. Recorded by nan's doorbell. Not AI.
3·3 months agoNah, please… let’s keep clank slop out
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #1
2·3 months agoSorry, what??? Those guys exist?
Now @BetaBlake is silent because of your “you are not alone”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Finally, an AI to decide what I watch instead of me 🤯
1·3 months agoNot pro AI, here… but what’s the deal with corn?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When she finds the secret second peepee that only boys know about
3·3 months agoWait, is it supposed to still be a “secret”? I mean… with all the internet I would guess people already know it
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Winding down my day off the right way
2·4 months agoDisgusting… now I want fries
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How about we buy a variety of warm clothes for our dogs
3·4 months agoThat doggy looks just like snoop dog
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us.
1·4 months agoSo that was the “big beautiful Bill”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I do it at least 35 times just in case
1·5 months agoYou, my friend… you become the cure to cancer. Keep it up, hero.
That’s Big Mouth’s Jay shit, right there
I just don’t tip. Period. Zero. Nada. Unless I have the initiative of doing it because I feel that the person did an excellent job.
Zero shame on not tipping.
Can you hair may mayour Tom?
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