Here I am, snorting my wife awake at 2 am because of an unexpectedly hilarious cock joke

We’re really bringing the most dystopian science fiction to life, aren’t we? Does art imitate life or…?

Wait! Have we come full circle? Is Orbs the end before we come back to Beans?

Just like my Harbor Freight paint sprayer!

Love this! There are a couple of extensions that do similar around the web but something similar for social circles was missing. Great solution.

Felt the deep pit in my stomach seeing “Elena Kagan.” Then read the rest and went back to being sleepy eyed.

At least, if it were to happen, Dems still have the Senate and Presidency this time around.

My dream vote goes to Pete B. Though I’d guess they save him for a Presidential run.

3:15 is the one. The spooky one.

They noped out of wherever the fuck this chapter of America is headed.

They’re describing an intervention. The President is hopped up on the Presidency juice and his family needs to let him know he’s not okay.

I was wondering how they’d manage to sell them without getting slammed by FDA and law enforcement. Of course it doesn’t contain the real deal! I’d guess you’re right about the mushroom strain, or at least some contamination occurred.

It blows my mind that the world basically runs on Monopoly money and accounting smoke and mirrors.

Will the Times Square “cast” be joining too?

Kidding aside. Fucking ay! Let’s go.