Im not the best at english grammar but FFS it makes everything more difficult to read when you dont know where the sentence begins or ends and english isnt your first language so its annyoing that people making the memes dont even try why do they do this

I don’t think there is an issue.

If it was about a puppy seen from two different angles, I would still have an urge to stare and to hold it.

I wonder how long before people are going: “Don’t stress me out and ruin my day by texting me” or “I would like a warning, by a slight breeze starting to blow, five minutes before receiving an email”.

This is not even my final form!

Who said that?

Earlier this morning, I was looking at some grown-up stuff on the computer, when a spider decided to spin down from the ceiling, 3cm from my eyes like “What about THIS booty?!”.

If I’m ever in a relationship again

I could learn from that optimism.

I think it’s why Liberace was mentioned. In the closet and (what I would describe) as gay with bad taste.

I could probably grow a mustache like that, but I think my chances of getting kissed are low enough as it is.

There is another option: shit doesn’t get done…

Wait, you guys are doing shit?!

I never saw the appeal of Seinfeld. Joseph Goebbels was just a little bit funnier.

It’s so weird. I totally forgot that’s a thing (not buff Stitch). They’re one of the main reasons why I hated running in gym class, and I guess subconsciously, why I never wanted to exercise even as an adult.

I started running almost two years ago and haven’t experienced it yet.

First they came for the “illegal” immigrants, And I did not speak out, Because I was not a “illegal” immigrant

Then they came for the immigrants, And I did not speak out, Because I was not a immigrant

Then they came for the protesters, And I did not speak out, Because I was not a protester

Then they came for me, And there was no one left, To speak out for me

Isn’t it near Uranus?

Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn’t mushroom for error.

Déjà vu

https://abcnews.go.com/International/iran-missile-strikes-us-military-facilities-iraq-analysis/story?id=68132626