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You’ll chop your eye out, kid.
Alas, a weapon worthy of waging War on Christmas! 🎄🪓
‘You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’ IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. ‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley. IT’S EDUCATIONAL. ‘What if she cuts herself?’ THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Scandinavians when americans use ä, æ, ø, å:
This is why I prefer dra til helvete over dra åt helvete. It’s more accessible to us Americans.
Skulls make for very poor goblets… Unless you have a mortal enemy without eyes.
You fill in the eyes with rubies, silly.