

Meanwhile, congress dems: damn, I just reached my one billionth twiddle! 🥳 🎂
Meanwhile, congress dems: damn, I just reached my one billionth twiddle! 🥳 🎂
Holy fuck. Because for some fucking reason, the goddamned director of the fucking central intelligence agency doesn’t fucking know that just because you’re able doesn’t mean you should.
Never fucking mind also apparently just not fucking knowing about the JWICS that’s designed for this exact motherfucking purpose.
Good. It may be your community, too, but that doesn’t permit you to shit it up by parading your support for a fascist dictator that’s actively malignant and hostile to those in that community… you included.
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Boom. Roasted, OP. No comin back from that one.
Fuck no, Brad, donations for rich people and leftists, and we know you’re neither. Trump the fuck up and get you 6-9 other jobs to pay for what you want. Lord helps those who help themselves, and your own bootstraps n shit.
Republicans: I vigorously maintain that dementia is, in fact, pretty fucking cool.
Time to secretly haul ice agents to exotic destinations like the middle of the Sahara or one those uninhabitable US possessions as retaliation. Or there’s always Novaya Zemlya.
Nope lol no handouts for you. You’re murican and conservative so get your asses additional jobs. Get your elderly out there in the fields. 5¢ bjs on your corners. You voted for this, so take it up the ass like you chose.
Their mistake was not moving the bowl while pouring. Move the target to meet the arrow.
I pronounce it “dee-ah-loozh”.
Yeah, that’s kinda what it’s like. That and being anxious about little things many others don’t even consider, like “am I using too much water during this shower?” and when setting timers for just about anything, no matter how simple, becomes a thing to worry over.
GAD fucking sucks.
We commit no crimes when we save our country.
Watch out kids, we got ourselves a regular fuckin Piet Mondrian here
Fucking ghouls
I have a ss of it directly above this post in /all.
ffs
Pretty sure that’s called a happy ending.
Thanks, trump!
Whew, good thing they censored the word “fucking”, now I have no idea what the fuck that word could be.
Racist degenerate fucking mongrels should be packed off to gitmo for a few years