First remote job I had was in 2010 making barely more than minimum wage for tier 1 phone support. These guys are off their rockers.

Thank goodness no money was harmed

“Won’t someone think of the children!”

“So you’ll apologize to the teenage girls you attacked, misgendered, and whose likenesses you used without permission?”

That’s a pretty sick burn on us, I approve

I’m sure a non-zero number of people responsible for the removal have imagined that and similar scenarios extensively

Yeah, I was gonna say “Just 1?”

Line must go down

Bold of you to assume I thought it through any more than the time it took for that comment.

Anyway, I’d keep my two thumbs plus the index finger on my right hand and middle finger on my left.

It’s against the spirit of the question but I’d also “keep” the ones that were cut off after they were removed with the hopes of getting them reattached with some of that billion dollars.

Do I get to choose which ones I keep? If so, yes.

So he’s definitely leaking intel, then.

Alright, cherries jubilee and that’s it.

Sorry Donny, he’s just not that into you

And somehow people keep coming back for more

I hate pretty much everything he says but I hope they keep him out there just saying the dumbest shit he can think of

without causing harm to animals

• Humans are animals
• Growing me-steak and eating it causes psychic damage
• Therefore, an animal was harmed

Harrison Butker 🤝every cat ever

look at this tremendous asshole

Only thing missing is a good stick